this post is everything omg
I seriously tried to scroll past this. I failed.
woof woof wats for lunch lol
"how will i explain gay couples to my children”
if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying deer i think itll be easy enough to tell them two people are in love
no mom i can’t get up because achilles and patroclus are dead
— alexander iii of macedon, ca. 341 BCE
I was going through the newspapers today and saw this.
Well My heart just broke a little bit.
yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
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